Frightened Rabbit — The Once soundtrack gone wrong. There’s potential in tracks like “The Modern Leper,” but the band never quite pulls the songs off.
Telepathe — “So Fine” is sooo ’80s. This song reminds me of a sassier, street-savvy Au Revoir Simone. “Islands” has more potential with its broken-down chamber-pop vibe. “Devil’s Trident” goes back to the synths mixed with a weirdo spoken-word monologue, but the Velvet Underground these girls ain’t. Too much clutter.
Crystal Castles – After the Knife, I guess people are into this Legend of Zelda meets New Order buried vox shit, but, uh, what the hell? “Untrust Us?” “Knights?” These songs are terrible!
Crystal Antlers -- A step up, as far as crystal bands go, but still a B-grade Wolf Parade recording in a cave.
Crystal Stilts – Here we go! “Departure” is on some druggy, dirty surf-rock shit. See, guys, this is what lo-fi is for.
Fucked Up – The only fucked up thing about this band is how silly they sound for having such a hard-ass name. “No Epiphany” and “Twice Born” both have the titles of would-be metal juggernauts, but while the band churns out reliable chord-fests, Growly McGrowlerson’s singing borders on the satirical — dude, we get it, you’re in a rock band. BWAAAAAAH! Somebody get these guys the Les Savy Fav discog, stat.
The Mae Shi — We’re YELPY! And we just drank COFFEE! And none of us can SING! Barf.
Max Tundra – Oh Max, where have you been all my life? “Which Song” is glitchy and glitzy, a whirlwind of texture and groove and romance.
Gang Gang Dance – This band is way more interesting than Portishead. Not for me, though.