10.15.2009
Video: Balloon Boy Raps!
Because I just watched a mylar balloon chilling on CNN for the last hour like the camera bro in American Beauty, I present to you the Heene family’s foul-mouthed rap video. One of these kids may or may not have gotten in the already infamous balloon and flown around Colorado for a minute just now. Let’s, uh, hope he’s alive and hiding in a tree house or something. Update: 6-year-old Ryo was found safe at home. Balloon Boy, I’mma let you finish, but Max from Where The Wild Things Are had the best crazy escape of all time. Of all time! (Via Gorilla Vs. Bear)
Instead of investigating the parents, lets just celebrate the fact that the child was found. Children will always get into things that they shouldn’t, that’s what children do. If a child gets hurt in science class or wood shop should the teacher be investigated or fired? Lets just be thankful that he was found unharmed and alive!
i’m calling publicity stunt.
unbelievable bad taste! Dad and Mom need a shrink. Seriously, these two big kids pretending to be parents are a joke!Do they think it’s cute to teach their little boys to have mouths like a porn star?? Those kids didn’t film that themselves they were coached by dad who obviously ran the camera and told them what to say.That kid didn’t hide in the box in the attic after the balloon episode because he was afraid that he’d get in trouble. It’s obvious after watching this that they don’t get in trouble for anything. They have rewarded the boys for acting out( did I really hear those tykes say something about their mom’s big white ass? and does the bear have dick scrawled on it? Why is one of them holding a picture of a cock? was one of them imitating Mr Hanky from South Park with what appeared to be shit smeared all over himself?)Way to go dad! you are one of the worst parents I’ve ever seen. Oh,and Mom you are just as nucking futs too!
Good way to spend my tax money. A thorough search of the home should have avoided the costlier air and ground search. Excellent work Denver Officials.
This video gets posted on line where the parents coach the kids to say all manner of sexual innuendo just to prove that Dad does not view himself as emasculated.What does Dad have to prove? Is he using the boys as an extension of Himself? Compare this to the story about social services taking away a family’s children over bathtub photos!This doofus science wanna be is a pig!
Balloon boy story was followed by so many people today. So many people also found original ways to promote something. A funny example that made me laugh is: http://www.localeconomy.ca/sponsor_the_balloon_6_years_old_boy.php
Some others built online games, designed t-shirts, wrote songs… Thank God balloon boy is alive.
They just showed the video the kid took of balloon taking off and there was no kid in it at all. The stupid parents should have burned that. They were live at about 430 am pst and you have to watch that interview along with the home video of balloon taking off. Then decide.