I hope this is some weird Dadaist prank, like that time he thought he had a lizard crawling around his head.

Jam. I’ll update when a better quality video surfaces (and when we get “Blue Ridge Mountains”).

On the upside: Soft-Focus Shots Of Zooey Deschanel: The Movie. And it’s set in L.A. On the downside: The horrendous voice-over, which someone, somewhere, was actually paid to write. Cross your fingers, I guess. 500 Days of Summer is due on Fox Searchlight on July 24.

Previously: Ben Gibbard Possesses Zooey Deschanel’s Heart — Really

Paper Heart, the pseudo-documentary on comedienne Charlyne Li’s denial of love — and how she finds it with the cuddly young Michael Cera (star of your favorite indie-rock film of 2008) — is premiering at Sundance this week, but several clips from the film are out now. They’re hilarious, as expected. See more at The Playlist.

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95% Of Music Downloads Are Illegal: This is probably a made-up statistic until Mediafire gives away download stats on stuff like “ac-mpp.zip,” but holy shit, right? In other news, you can download any album ever recorded by typing “‘album name’ site:mediafire.com” into Google.

Maybe it’s just ’cause Rosario Dawson’s so button-cute, but the Fleet Foxes dudes look beyond nervous to be in front of a camera — even though they’re just filming a promotional spot for their Saturday Night Live appearance tomorrow. Look at Robin jitter!

Watchmen, which I’m more excited about by the day, will arrive on schedule on March 6 thanks to Warner and Fox making a deal in which Fox gets a lot of money for kinda being dicks. I didn’t realize that Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon’s original graphic novel was the best-selling ever — considering it’s probably the best ever, too (at least as far as superheroes go), high-five, America.

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A plane crashes, and, like magic, its entire journey appears on the Internet — for the world to see — within minutes. Astounding.