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• Snacks The Cat Pt. 2

  I love that “indie rockers talking about weird snack foods” is the P4k equivalent of “Hollywood star talks about how she’s OK being single in her 30s.”

  07/29/10

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  suburbantragic:

  From Badass of the Week:

   Daniel M’Mburugu is probably the hardest motherfucker to ever step foot in the rural farmlands of Kenya.  On June 22nd, this 73 year-old grandfather was out in his farmland minding his own business when all of a sudden this gigantor leopard jumped out from some tall grass and mauled the fuck out of him.  The beast let out an earth-shaking howl and pinned M’Mburugu to the ground, scratching the shit out of his chest with its back claws and trying to bite his face off with its gleaming fangs.  M’Mburugu tried to free up hispanga (Swahili for “big ass machete”) so that he could take a good swipe at the creature that was slowly killing him, but then all of a sudden JESUS CHRIST sent a messenger pigeon down to him with a note that read:

  Dear Daniel,

  Fuck the machete.  Just rip this motherfucker’s tongue out.

  Love,
  God

  So Daniel M’Mburugu dropped his machete and shoved his hand into the leopards mouth.  The leopard chomped down on his hand, be he totally didn’t even give a fuck.  He just pulled the fucking leopard’s tongue out of its head, causing it to die and get totally pwned by a 73 year-old dude.  After he was done wrecking the leopard’s shit, he told his neighbor to go get him some salt just so that he could rub it into his wounds, pound his chest like Tarzan and prove to everyone that he was the baddest motherfucker in town.  Awesome.

  
  

  07/29/10

• Is writing about Best Coast's cat the new writing about Bradford's blog?

  Looking forward to: Breaking: See Photos Of Diplo Walking His Golden Retriever

  07/29/10